R.B.C. on the air
from the pages of the Smyrna Sentinel

The Redscape Broadcorping Castration has hit the airways. Deceit and deception have been tossed by the wayside. Frank openness is now the watchword of the day. In an astonishing example of truth in advertising, the propaganda ministries of our world powers have decided to share completely open emails with all parties involved. And as the flurry of emails pass between the embassies, candor crushes contrivance. “Woweee”, said the Senile Sultan. “Tell me how you really feel”. With a mere 6 days before hostilities resume, we await the publishing of each new email. Is it possible that some state secret may slip out? Will a kernel of truth be detected? Will strategies be leaked? Will the Sultan leak? Let’s face it, the old boy has problems.
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