Recent health issues with der Kaiser have matriculated into his official orders, causing fleets to be ordered to Munich and armies to support Pacific Ocean. When asked about the ongoing health of der Kaiser, his spokesman said "Let me be clear. If you want to keep your country you can keep it. Period. I'm not going to take it away from you. The Government is not going to cancel your authority if you like your country and make you sign up for a new one. Not going to happen!