Things you didn't know you could find on the NRA website...
1. Mass shootings awards 2017-2018
a. Best overall mass shooter--Wayne Lapierre: "In a crowded field...Stephen Paddock stands out from the rest!"
b. Sub-category school shootings--Wayne Lapierre: "Nikolas Cruz has made a name for himself!"
2. T-shirts
a. "I want to be a professional school shooter when I grow up!"
b. "You can take the money we get from gun manufacturers from our cold dead hands!"--Wayne LaPierre
3. Lady Macbeth Lava Soap
"Comes in handy if you're a politician and sold out to the NRA. Helps to wash off the gallons of blood on your hands. Or maybe it doesn't wash off..."
4. Top Republican politicians on NRA's payroll
a. Trump
b. Burr
c. Rubio
d. Blunt
e. Young
f. Heck
g. Portman
5. Mass Shooting Accessories
a. Bump stock
b. Trigger crank
6. Favorite US Supreme Court Justices
a. Scalia--Heller decision. Who knew a strict constructionist would find a right to bear arms based on self-defense when that's not said in the Constitution? "Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes."
b. Alioto--McDonald decision. Incorporation. Yeah...since the 2nd Amendment was designed to protect states against the federal government...it makes perfect sense to reformulate it as an individual right against his/her state government. Huh?
1. Mass shootings awards 2017-2018
a. Best overall mass shooter--Wayne Lapierre: "In a crowded field...Stephen Paddock stands out from the rest!"
b. Sub-category school shootings--Wayne Lapierre: "Nikolas Cruz has made a name for himself!"
2. T-shirts
a. "I want to be a professional school shooter when I grow up!"
b. "You can take the money we get from gun manufacturers from our cold dead hands!"--Wayne LaPierre
3. Lady Macbeth Lava Soap
"Comes in handy if you're a politician and sold out to the NRA. Helps to wash off the gallons of blood on your hands. Or maybe it doesn't wash off..."
4. Top Republican politicians on NRA's payroll
a. Trump
b. Burr
c. Rubio
d. Blunt
e. Young
f. Heck
g. Portman
5. Mass Shooting Accessories
a. Bump stock
b. Trigger crank
6. Favorite US Supreme Court Justices
a. Scalia--Heller decision. Who knew a strict constructionist would find a right to bear arms based on self-defense when that's not said in the Constitution? "Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes."
b. Alioto--McDonald decision. Incorporation. Yeah...since the 2nd Amendment was designed to protect states against the federal government...it makes perfect sense to reformulate it as an individual right against his/her state government. Huh?