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Post 04 May 2011, 5:02 pm

So who rocks a mustache here? I hadn't shaved for about a week and last night gave myself the handlebars. I think I'll keep it, but it might not help my singleness. lol.

Stache's unite!
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Post 05 May 2011, 5:57 am

If you want to play the part of an 80's porno actor, keep the 'stache!
Otherwise, get rid of it if you want to ever date a woman again.
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Post 05 May 2011, 9:53 am

Stache AND beard here. (I think I look like my avatar). I date my wife at least once a week, and we have 5 children, thank you! She likes the facial hair, and I think the beard covers the ugly...
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Post 05 May 2011, 11:10 am

I wore a mustache from the time I was 19 until I was about 33 or 34. Basically, I needed it to not look like a 12 year old. I shaved it off once when I was 21 because of a mistake in trimming it that gave me the little hitlerstache. Both my girlfriend at the time and her mother told me to grow it back and never shave it off.

Unfortunately, now, if I grew out any facial hair it would come in gray and my vanity quotient is still too high for me to look that old.
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Post 05 May 2011, 3:20 pm

myself, I don't think a beard qualifies as a stache. Beards are ok, but the lip only mustache, it's a dated look and not a real good one at that (unless you happen to be Tom Selleck, he's got a pass, the ONLY man I can say looks better with one.)
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Post 05 May 2011, 4:59 pm

I had a mustache all through college, helps one get into bars when you're under 21, and then had a beard from age 22 to 24, and that's it. I've been clean shaven since. Well, mostly. I shave every 3 or 4 days, so I can get a bit scruffy.

My wife hates beards and mustaches. A funny thing Tom's avatar reminded me of, my wife calls Chuck Norris "vagina face." She really hates his beard! :)
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Post 05 May 2011, 5:02 pm

Argh, I've been censored! What my wife calls Chuck Norris rhymes with "Red-China face."
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Post 05 May 2011, 5:32 pm

Not to me! and you mean it rhymes with "fat china". lol

Censorship on the new site is in the eye of the viewer (well, preferences, actually).


Thanks for the stache input, everyone. It's not a tom selleck type of mustache. It's a handlebar (think village people--lol). I also left the lebret (sp?) tuft. We'll see how long it lasts.
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Post 06 May 2011, 8:42 am

Ok, I just reset my word censor and I can't believe the system censored the scientific name for female genitalia.

Here is a test. Some one please tell me if the word PENIS is censored.
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Post 06 May 2011, 8:43 am

Never mind, I went back and reset the censor and it is. Let's try this one.

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Post 06 May 2011, 11:07 am

Now when I make Tom's (Chuck's) beard punch, it has new meaning. Four months in and I still get a kick out of it.
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Post 06 May 2011, 1:17 pm

Archduke Russell John wrote:Never mind, I went back and reset the censor and it is. Let's try this one.

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Uh. I'm too paranoid to play that game!!
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Post 06 May 2011, 1:23 pm

Guapo wrote:
Archduke Russell John wrote:Never mind, I went back and reset the censor and it is. Let's try this one.

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Uh. I'm too paranoid to play that game!!



No too curious to play the game. I went back and took the censor off.
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Post 06 May 2011, 1:52 pm

No stache here, never have, never will; never