http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/o ... er-wembley
So the Jets are having to make the arduous trip away to notorious fly-blown third world hellhole err... London. This is not a venture to be undertaken lightly. Who knows what might happen to such sensitive souls when they have to brave the rigours of staying in a 5 star hotel in such a hostile environment for a whole 65 hours ? Thankfully, the team management are alive to the dangers and they're leaving nothing to chance. 350 rolls of toilet paper are being shipped out in advance. I mean, everybody knows you can't wipe your arse in a 5 star London hotel right ?
This is a great story on many levels, but what particularly interests me is not only that they're so ignorant as to think this is necessary, but that they're sending so much. A party of 220 people staying for 3 days needs 350 rolls ? That's one and a half full rolls each. Exactly how many times do these guys need to take a crap ?
So the Jets are having to make the arduous trip away to notorious fly-blown third world hellhole err... London. This is not a venture to be undertaken lightly. Who knows what might happen to such sensitive souls when they have to brave the rigours of staying in a 5 star hotel in such a hostile environment for a whole 65 hours ? Thankfully, the team management are alive to the dangers and they're leaving nothing to chance. 350 rolls of toilet paper are being shipped out in advance. I mean, everybody knows you can't wipe your arse in a 5 star London hotel right ?
This is a great story on many levels, but what particularly interests me is not only that they're so ignorant as to think this is necessary, but that they're sending so much. A party of 220 people staying for 3 days needs 350 rolls ? That's one and a half full rolls each. Exactly how many times do these guys need to take a crap ?