AP (Roma): For a scary 38 minutes today Italian forces responded to an order to not fight. Foreign Minister Butlano: "Some idiot hit the wrong button and sent out an order to all Italian forces to lay down their arms. Fortunately, we are fighting the French and they don't like to fight either! So...nothing much happened. But we are investigating the matter." Italian soldier: "We like the pasta, the pizza, the espresso, the vino, the women. We no like the fighting. They told us the war would be over in 6 months-- It's been seven years! Next time, it won't be no false alarm!"