Due to the "Siblings Affair" some time ago, I instructed my team of experts - big team now trust me - to secretly acquire genetic samples from the leaders of all nations. (Only after an exhaustive review by the Ethics Group of course!)
They disappointed me by finding no evidence of anyone directly related to anyone else, leaving me short of a blog subject at the time. However, recently they've been looking into the writing style of each leader, and some past leaders, as an alternative way to establish any connections.
They call this stylometry. I thought they just invented that word but apparently its been a bigly thing for lots of years at least.
Anyway, they identified a surprising number of leaders with very similar writing styles. In fact, the only leader with a distinct writing style turned out to be the leader of - ahem - Mexico! (Though several of them thought Kurt Vonnegut must be my ghost writer so I gave them a detailed lesson on how to use the door!)
My meaner and leaner team of experts broke down the result and revealed - what seems to me an extravagant claim- that aside from Mexico there are only five people leading every other nation! Not quite the result I was anticipating believe me.
Since this was a triple-blind study I've no idea yet who exactly these five people are and which nations they lead. But I am reassured. I mean, outsmarting dozens of experienced leaders is a tall order even for me. A mere five should be easy. Its not the size of your hand that counts!
Okay, footnote here, some of the team I gave a second chance when they spouted complicated stuff about "context having the most bearing" on the writing they analysed. Being no expert I don't understand, they're just looking for research funding I guess, but in this day and age its best to show willing and give the minority view an airing. If they come up with anything that makes sense, you'll be the first to know.