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Post 02 Dec 2016, 9:59 pm

The Egyptian government is sponsoring the official opening up of national luxuryhotel resorts to visitors in the beautiful land of Crete. If you want to see and meet people from a multitude of interesting new cultures, Crete is the place for you.

No need to wait for lengthy landing and baggage claim procedures. Egyptian Air is offering a one way parachute airdrop directly onto the hotel grounds. Once there, you will never want to leave, which is great because you can't!

Every room comes fully equipped with luxury bomb shelters and semi-automatic weapons should you need to defend yourself from foreign invaders. We dont' think you have anything to worry about though, come and experience the time of your life

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Post 05 Dec 2016, 7:20 am

Sounds nice actually. Might book my own flight though.