Turkish Cruise Ship Raises Concern in Russia
from the pages of the Constantinople Courier

As the photo can attest, our Russian neighbors have nothing to fear from this vessel which can barely stay afloat. The Sultan purchased it at an unbelievably low price and the old goat cannot resist a bargain. So, take heart my Russian neighbors. Take another shot of vodka and enjoy the vision of this decrepit craft bobbing upon the waves mere yards from it's Ankara harbor.