Russia apologizes for the forward advance into Budapest. "These new fangled autos are so difficult to drive!", General Tsureyev commented. "You cant find reverse! Clutch? What the heck is a clutch. Give me a horse any day" Tsureyev continued.

Russia notes with thanks the cooperation with Germany in Scandinavia. "Our forces have met and had a fine meat and potatoes kind of dinner. German meat is the Wurst!" Admiral Czarnek joked. The Admiral then fell off of his stool in a Vodka induced imbalance.