We here at NFATG pride ourselves in investigating all rumors, no matter how ridiculous. This is why we sent an investigator to the south Pacific to check out rumors of Saudi Arabian forces landing in Australia. We expect to hear back from our mail boy's cat regarding this soon.
Meanwhile, in far more meaningful and realistic news, a Zambian general has outfitted his Hippo cavalry unit with frickin' laser beams! This is obviously true, because no one would make this up and then not do it.
In Malaysia, Australia has withdrawn its forces due to a recent escalation of drop bear activity near Sydney. Citizens are being told to wait inside for reinforcements to arrive. Should these drop bears enter any residency, citizens are also being told "Good luck.".
Also, we think there was some more terrorism activity in South America or something.
That's all for this edition of NFATG. Thank you, and good night.
GM Notes
We bid farewell to Bolivia. Thanks for playing, Paul.
Retreats are due tomorrow at noon eastern from USA, Mexico, Italy, Germany, and Sri Lanka.
Canada
ichthysghoti (at) gmail (dot) com
N IRE ! SIL
N GLS ! LVI
A EFN - HLS (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A STK - HLS (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F MUR - LAP
F NP - NWG
F SKA - DEN
F MAL s F SKA - DEN
F LON - GLS
F BRE s WAL - PAR
A WAR - SLO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A BLR - KIE (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A LIT - WAR (*Obliterated*)
F NWT - ANC
F ANC - BRG
USA
dariorosenstock (at) gmail (dot) com
A Chihuahua holds
F East North Atlantic - Strait of Gibraltar
W Mid North Atlantic - East North Atlantic
F North East Coast - Mid North Atlantic
A Wales - Paris
W English Channel airlifts A Wales - Paris
A Bordeaux supports A Wales - Paris
W Holland - Hamburg (*Dislodged, may retreat to RUH or OTB*)
A Shiraz supports A KHU (*Support Cut; Dislodged; Destroyed*)
A KHU supports A Shiraz (*Support Cut*)
F South East Indian airlifts A Somalia - Perth
W GAB - TAS
F West Central Pacific - Tokyo
Mexico
styleed (at) hotmail (dot) com
NCP - CPO
GDL Hold
GUB - SCP
SCP - TAH
LIM - ACR
LPZ Support GRA Hold
CHB Hold
PAM - TEM
KIR Support SCP - TAH
CPO - MIC
NWP Hold Dislodged, may retreat to AKI, GOA, NCP, OKH, SIB or OTB*)
Cuba
admiralcorncob (at) gmail (dot) com
A Morocco s Casablanca
F Casablanca S USA Eastern North Atlantic Ocean (ENA) - Strait of Gibraltar
N Caracas hold
A Amazon Basin? (AMZ) s roraima - manaus
A Roraima - Manaus
F Western South Atlantic Ocean - Belem
F Amapa (AMP) S Western South Atlantic Ocean - Belem
Bolivia
p.a.e (at) zen (dot) co (dot) uk
W MGR support BLM - MAN (*Support Fails, target unit moved elsewhere*)
Brazil
zzzurn (at) gmail (dot) com
A SCZ S PGY
A PGY S SCZ
W MGD-SAO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W FOR-BAH
F REC-MSA (*Bounce, 1v3*)
F RIO S MGD-SAO (*Support Cut*)
A BLM-TCT
France
crawdadr (at) hotmail (dot) com
A CAT S A BDX Hold
W MAD to VLC
A GBR to POR
F DAK
F CPV S MSA
W ESA C A TOG to BLH
F MSA C A TOG to BLH
A BAH to BRA
W GOG C A TOG to BLH
A TOG to BLH
F HOR to OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
F PEG S SHI hold
W KUW
Italy, NMR 1
rollsgarethrolls (at) hotmail (dot) com
F WMD hold
F STG hold (*Dislodged, may retreat to ADL, GBR or OTB*)
Germany
mchirchill (at) gmail (dot) com
LVI -> BLR (*Obliterated*)
KIE support LVI -> BLR (*Support Fails, target unit obliterated*)
SIL -> WAR (*Obliterated*)
SLO support SIL -> WAR (*Support Fails, target unit obliterated*)
CRO hold
GOF -> BAL
DEN support GOF -> BAL (*Support Cut; Dislodged; Destroyed*)
BEL -> HOL
HAM support BEL -> HOL
NTH support BEL -> HOL
SWI -> LYO
MAR -> BDX (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
PAR -> BDX (*Bounce, 1v1v1; Dislodged, may retreat to BEL, LOR or OTB*)
AUS -> MUN
Poland
kohlergb (at) gmail (dot) com
F LAT H
A STP H
Russia
srtedesco (at) gmail (dot) com
A vlg to smo (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W arc to vlg (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F tok s f soj to nwp (*Support Cut*)
F sap s f soj to nwp
Congo
crow.cabinetmaker (at) gmail (dot) com
F PRN - SAO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F BRZ - RIO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W STH S MSA
A LAG - IMO
A MAU - GEO
A GEO - ALG
A CNS S GEO - ALG
W AHA hold
A CHA hold, waits for beer
Kenya
david.m.sullivan.1 (at) gmail (dot) com
A Khartoum holds
N Ethiopia – Nairobia
A Nairobia – Somalia
A Juba holds
F Somali Basin convoys A Somalia – Perth
F Central Indian Ocean convoys A Somalia – Perth
F Gulf of Mannar – Sri Lanka
Zambia
robert.draniczarek (at) gmail (dot) com
F SWA - WED
F AMU - ROS
A PAT support A PAM - TEM
A URU - CHC
A GRA support A URU - CHC
A MOZ mount lasers to Hippo cavalry
Turkey
folowin (at) gmail (dot) com
A MOS-SMO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A VOL-KSK
W DON C A VOL-KSK
N AZE ! LIT
F ODE S A BUL-RUM
F NAP-ROM
F ION-NAP
F SIR-TYR
A BEN hold
A CAI hold
W TEL-DAM
A KUR-BAG
A TAB-KHU (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A BUL-RUM
Saudi Arabia
alex.v.vlk (at) gmail (dot) com
F ASW to Red Sea (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A SOM to Perth
Pakistan
feanor_r73 (at) hotmail (dot) com
A Prm hold
A Trz to Akt
A Alm Hold
A Kas to Del
A Kar hold
W Blc to Shi
A Kho S Blc to Shi
W Ash S W Teh
W Teh S W Blc to Shi
India
rob.a.goodwin (at) gmail (dot) com
F ARA - OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
W YEM S F ARA - OMA (*Support Cut*)
F WGH - ARA (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W GUJ - BHO
A NPL - DEL (*Bounce, 1v2*)
A DHA hold
Sri Lanka
ruffhaus8 (at) aol (dot) com
F Andaman Sea supports Bangkok (west coast) - Rangoon (*Obliterated*)
F Jakarta - hold
F Borneo - Natuna Sea (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F Palembang - Java Sea
F Bangkok (west coast) - Rangoon (*Bounce, 1v2; Dislodged, may retreat to KUA or OTB*)
W Gulf of Thailand - Ho Chi Minh City (*Obliterated*)
China
lindav123 (at) hotmail (dot) com
F MNL - CEB
W SCS - NTU (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F DAN - HO
A LAO - BNK
W SHN S A MGW - RAN
W HIM S A KAS - DEL
A TIB - BHU
A KHB - AMR
F SOJ - NWP
W ECS - KYO
F NPH - WCP (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F DJI - RED (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W MEC - YEM (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A QAT H
A RAK - OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
N GZH ! AND
N HUN ! GOT
N GDG ! MDN
Vietnam
greenlantern86 (at) gmail (dot) com
A MGW - RAN
F CMB S A LAO - BNK
Australia
aaron.hallquist (at) gmail (dot) com
NAB move to TMS
TIM hold
BRU move to SUL
SUL move to MIN
CEL move to PAL
ARF move to CRL
SAM move to TAH (*Bounce, 1v2*)
ALC move to CHB (*Bounce, 1v1*)
Nuclear Strikes
Canada
N IRE ! SIL
N GLS ! LVI
Turkey
N AZE ! LIT
China
N GZH ! AND
N HUN ! GOT
N GDG ! MDN
Meanwhile, in far more meaningful and realistic news, a Zambian general has outfitted his Hippo cavalry unit with frickin' laser beams! This is obviously true, because no one would make this up and then not do it.
In Malaysia, Australia has withdrawn its forces due to a recent escalation of drop bear activity near Sydney. Citizens are being told to wait inside for reinforcements to arrive. Should these drop bears enter any residency, citizens are also being told "Good luck.".
Also, we think there was some more terrorism activity in South America or something.
That's all for this edition of NFATG. Thank you, and good night.
GM Notes
We bid farewell to Bolivia. Thanks for playing, Paul.
Retreats are due tomorrow at noon eastern from USA, Mexico, Italy, Germany, and Sri Lanka.
Canada
ichthysghoti (at) gmail (dot) com
N IRE ! SIL
N GLS ! LVI
A EFN - HLS (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A STK - HLS (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F MUR - LAP
F NP - NWG
F SKA - DEN
F MAL s F SKA - DEN
F LON - GLS
F BRE s WAL - PAR
A WAR - SLO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A BLR - KIE (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A LIT - WAR (*Obliterated*)
F NWT - ANC
F ANC - BRG
USA
dariorosenstock (at) gmail (dot) com
A Chihuahua holds
F East North Atlantic - Strait of Gibraltar
W Mid North Atlantic - East North Atlantic
F North East Coast - Mid North Atlantic
A Wales - Paris
W English Channel airlifts A Wales - Paris
A Bordeaux supports A Wales - Paris
W Holland - Hamburg (*Dislodged, may retreat to RUH or OTB*)
A Shiraz supports A KHU (*Support Cut; Dislodged; Destroyed*)
A KHU supports A Shiraz (*Support Cut*)
F South East Indian airlifts A Somalia - Perth
W GAB - TAS
F West Central Pacific - Tokyo
Mexico
styleed (at) hotmail (dot) com
NCP - CPO
GDL Hold
GUB - SCP
SCP - TAH
LIM - ACR
LPZ Support GRA Hold
CHB Hold
PAM - TEM
KIR Support SCP - TAH
CPO - MIC
NWP Hold Dislodged, may retreat to AKI, GOA, NCP, OKH, SIB or OTB*)
Cuba
admiralcorncob (at) gmail (dot) com
A Morocco s Casablanca
F Casablanca S USA Eastern North Atlantic Ocean (ENA) - Strait of Gibraltar
N Caracas hold
A Amazon Basin? (AMZ) s roraima - manaus
A Roraima - Manaus
F Western South Atlantic Ocean - Belem
F Amapa (AMP) S Western South Atlantic Ocean - Belem
Bolivia
p.a.e (at) zen (dot) co (dot) uk
W MGR support BLM - MAN (*Support Fails, target unit moved elsewhere*)
Brazil
zzzurn (at) gmail (dot) com
A SCZ S PGY
A PGY S SCZ
W MGD-SAO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W FOR-BAH
F REC-MSA (*Bounce, 1v3*)
F RIO S MGD-SAO (*Support Cut*)
A BLM-TCT
France
crawdadr (at) hotmail (dot) com
A CAT S A BDX Hold
W MAD to VLC
A GBR to POR
F DAK
F CPV S MSA
W ESA C A TOG to BLH
F MSA C A TOG to BLH
A BAH to BRA
W GOG C A TOG to BLH
A TOG to BLH
F HOR to OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
F PEG S SHI hold
W KUW
Italy, NMR 1
rollsgarethrolls (at) hotmail (dot) com
F WMD hold
F STG hold (*Dislodged, may retreat to ADL, GBR or OTB*)
Germany
mchirchill (at) gmail (dot) com
LVI -> BLR (*Obliterated*)
KIE support LVI -> BLR (*Support Fails, target unit obliterated*)
SIL -> WAR (*Obliterated*)
SLO support SIL -> WAR (*Support Fails, target unit obliterated*)
CRO hold
GOF -> BAL
DEN support GOF -> BAL (*Support Cut; Dislodged; Destroyed*)
BEL -> HOL
HAM support BEL -> HOL
NTH support BEL -> HOL
SWI -> LYO
MAR -> BDX (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
PAR -> BDX (*Bounce, 1v1v1; Dislodged, may retreat to BEL, LOR or OTB*)
AUS -> MUN
Poland
kohlergb (at) gmail (dot) com
F LAT H
A STP H
Russia
srtedesco (at) gmail (dot) com
A vlg to smo (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W arc to vlg (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F tok s f soj to nwp (*Support Cut*)
F sap s f soj to nwp
Congo
crow.cabinetmaker (at) gmail (dot) com
F PRN - SAO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F BRZ - RIO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W STH S MSA
A LAG - IMO
A MAU - GEO
A GEO - ALG
A CNS S GEO - ALG
W AHA hold
A CHA hold, waits for beer
Kenya
david.m.sullivan.1 (at) gmail (dot) com
A Khartoum holds
N Ethiopia – Nairobia
A Nairobia – Somalia
A Juba holds
F Somali Basin convoys A Somalia – Perth
F Central Indian Ocean convoys A Somalia – Perth
F Gulf of Mannar – Sri Lanka
Zambia
robert.draniczarek (at) gmail (dot) com
F SWA - WED
F AMU - ROS
A PAT support A PAM - TEM
A URU - CHC
A GRA support A URU - CHC
A MOZ mount lasers to Hippo cavalry
Turkey
folowin (at) gmail (dot) com
A MOS-SMO (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A VOL-KSK
W DON C A VOL-KSK
N AZE ! LIT
F ODE S A BUL-RUM
F NAP-ROM
F ION-NAP
F SIR-TYR
A BEN hold
A CAI hold
W TEL-DAM
A KUR-BAG
A TAB-KHU (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A BUL-RUM
Saudi Arabia
alex.v.vlk (at) gmail (dot) com
F ASW to Red Sea (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A SOM to Perth
Pakistan
feanor_r73 (at) hotmail (dot) com
A Prm hold
A Trz to Akt
A Alm Hold
A Kas to Del
A Kar hold
W Blc to Shi
A Kho S Blc to Shi
W Ash S W Teh
W Teh S W Blc to Shi
India
rob.a.goodwin (at) gmail (dot) com
F ARA - OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
W YEM S F ARA - OMA (*Support Cut*)
F WGH - ARA (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W GUJ - BHO
A NPL - DEL (*Bounce, 1v2*)
A DHA hold
Sri Lanka
ruffhaus8 (at) aol (dot) com
F Andaman Sea supports Bangkok (west coast) - Rangoon (*Obliterated*)
F Jakarta - hold
F Borneo - Natuna Sea (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F Palembang - Java Sea
F Bangkok (west coast) - Rangoon (*Bounce, 1v2; Dislodged, may retreat to KUA or OTB*)
W Gulf of Thailand - Ho Chi Minh City (*Obliterated*)
China
lindav123 (at) hotmail (dot) com
F MNL - CEB
W SCS - NTU (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F DAN - HO
A LAO - BNK
W SHN S A MGW - RAN
W HIM S A KAS - DEL
A TIB - BHU
A KHB - AMR
F SOJ - NWP
W ECS - KYO
F NPH - WCP (*Bounce, 1v1*)
F DJI - RED (*Bounce, 1v1*)
W MEC - YEM (*Bounce, 1v1*)
A QAT H
A RAK - OMA (*Bounce, 1v1v1*)
N GZH ! AND
N HUN ! GOT
N GDG ! MDN
Vietnam
greenlantern86 (at) gmail (dot) com
A MGW - RAN
F CMB S A LAO - BNK
Australia
aaron.hallquist (at) gmail (dot) com
NAB move to TMS
TIM hold
BRU move to SUL
SUL move to MIN
CEL move to PAL
ARF move to CRL
SAM move to TAH (*Bounce, 1v2*)
ALC move to CHB (*Bounce, 1v1*)
Nuclear Strikes
Canada
N IRE ! SIL
N GLS ! LVI
Turkey
N AZE ! LIT
China
N GZH ! AND
N HUN ! GOT
N GDG ! MDN